08August
Trudnoća – Sexy vic
- Doktore, žena mi je trudna.
- Pa to je odlično, čestitam!
- Znam, ali kako ću sada sa seksom?
- Prva tri mjeseca normalan seks,
od trećeg do šestog pasja poza,
a poslije šestog mjeseca vučja poza!
- Za pasju sam čuo, ali kakva je to vučja poza?
- E to vam je, čučnete ispred rupe i zavijate ko vuk!
- Doctor, my wife was pregnant.
- Well that’s great, congratulations!
- I know, but how can I now with sex?
- The first three months of normal sex
from the third to the sixth dog’s pose,
after six months of wolf poses!
- What the hell I’ve heard, but what kind of wolf pose?
- E It’s you, squat down in front of the hole and howl like a wolf!