- Nećete mi vjerovati doktore, ali ja sam vam još uvek nevina.
- Kako je to moguće gospođo, sami ste mi rekli da ste se tri puta udavali.
- Gledajte, prvi mi je muž bio pekar, on je samo mijesio.
- Drugi je bio slastičar, taj se samo naslađivao.
- A treći je bio političar, on je samo obećavao!
- You will not believe the doctors, but I am still a virgin.
- How is it possible Madam, you are told you three times married.
- Look, my first husband was a baker, he’s just knead.
- The second was a confectioner, that only delight.
- A third was a politician, he just promising!
- Šta se dogodi kada popiješ viagru i apaurin?
- Jebe ti se, al ti se ne da.
- What happens when drink viagra and apaurin?
- Fuck you, but you can not.
- Idu dvije časne sestre mračnom ulicom, napadnu ih dva mladića i siluju.
- Jedna časna kaže: oprosti im bože neznaju šta rade!
- Druga časna kaže: šuti, šuti boga ti, ovaj zna!
- Two nuns walk dark street,
two men attacked them and raped her.
- One nun says: Forgive them,
God do not know what they are doing!
- The second nun says: Shut up, shut up you god, this means!
- Razgovaraju dvije djevojke u ginekološkoj čekaonici.
- Ja više volim starije doktore.
- Zašto?
- Tresu im se ruke!
- Talk to two girls in gynecological waiting room.
- I prefer the older doctors.
- Why?
- Tres their hands!
- Pita djevojka svoju frendicu:
- “Može li se zatrudnjeti od analnog seksa?”
- A frendica odgovori:
- “A što misliš kako nastaju političari?”
- Asks his girl friend:
- “Can you get pregnant from anal sex?
- A friend said:
- “And what do you think that politicians appear?
