- Došla žena u sex shop i pita:
- Daaaa liiiii imateeee vibratorrrrrrrrrrre???
- Da, imamo!
- Jeee liiiii imateeee moddeell Čeeeeetriiiiiiiiiii?
- Da, imamo!
- Kaaaakoooooooooo seeeeeeee gassiiii?
- Donio Mujo Fati vibrator, pa ga ona proba u ruci 1… 2… 3…
i ispadne joj i sve skakuće po pločicama, a Mujo će:
- “Drž‘ ga Fato, sve će da nas pohebe!”
- Leži Fata u krevetu, a Mujo sav napaljen prilazi.
- U jednoj ruci časa vode, a u drugoj aspirin, pa nudi Fati..
- Šta je Mujo, što će mi aspirin, pa ne boli me glava!
- E to sam htio čuti…
- Fata lies in bed, and Mohamed all excited approached.
- In one hand and glasses of water, and other aspirin,
and offers Fata..
- What is Mohamed, which will give me an aspirin,
and no pain in my head!
- E to I wanted to hear …
- Šta se dogodi kada popiješ viagru i apaurin?
- Jebe ti se, al ti se ne da.
- What happens when drink viagra and apaurin?
- Fuck you, but you can not.
- Razgovaraju dvije djevojke u ginekološkoj čekaonici.
- Ja više volim starije doktore.
- Zašto?
- Tresu im se ruke!
- Talk to two girls in gynecological waiting room.
- I prefer the older doctors.
- Why?
- Tres their hands!
